Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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