Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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