he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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