Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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