i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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