her vagine was all disorganized.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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