Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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