I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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