Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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