My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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