When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
A bitchslap is in order.
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