Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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