I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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