I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
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