Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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