PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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