I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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