I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Randomize
