I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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