Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I need water and some morals
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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