You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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