Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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