Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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