it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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