The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
honey bunches of taint.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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