we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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