We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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