oh god the rape fog is back!
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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