there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
try to milk me bitch
the raccoons are back...
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