toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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