If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
you traded sex for a burrito?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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