you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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