This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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