I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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