I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
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You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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