The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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