ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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