It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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