hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
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