Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
