Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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