I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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