I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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