i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
where does the pee come out of this thing
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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