You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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