Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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