I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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