I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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