I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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