Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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