we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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