I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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