His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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