Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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