Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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