We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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