Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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