How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Dick very happy bro
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
