You're so nebulous sometimes
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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