Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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