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• (917): View more from New York City

  I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.

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  Huh?

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  I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.

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• (925): View more from California

  if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  he confused my yawn for an orgasm

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....

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• (818): View more from California

  Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's

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• (929): View more from

  Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?

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